Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Abhishek Ravi and 9 July

Naher ke Kinare, Sukant bhi hua Kinare
Isaro ko agar samjo raj ko raj rahe do (See Ravi)

Ye Phool Kisne Mara?

Monday, May 26, 2008

Arz Kiya Hai.

Badon ko pranaam dosto ko namskaar,
aaj mein apni ek nai gazal ke saath yahan haazir hu. ummid hai apka saath milega sada ki tarha....gour kijiye ji

Khaak me mil jayegi shaksiyat meri gar tu chala gaya, jiite ji mar jayegi JAAN ye teri gar tu chala gaya, NAA JANA CHHOD KE MUJHE KABHI...SAVAAL KARUNGI BAHOT GAR TU CHALA GAYA...HAA GAR TU CHALA GAYA

Bichad gai saanse meri, bina ruh tan chalu kaise,
khuda ne milaya tujhse, khuda se gila jatau kaise...

kured kured ke likha thha naam tera apne dil pe,
ab dil se naam mitau to akhir mitau kaise...

nishan baki hai ab bhi tere labo ke mere gaalo pe,
lahu bahake palkon se in galo ko neh'lau kaise...

jin raaton me shadiiik mahhobbat kii thhi tuune,
aaj un suunii raaton ko mein sulaau kaise...

panaahon me teri din biite umar guuzari,
fiir teri yaadon ko dil se bhuulau kaise...

in nigaaho me tassavur hai tera aaj bhi,
banaake ashq tujhe nigaho se giraau kaise...

bachaati rahi jiss chaman ko fiizao ke rukh se,
aaj usi chaman ko sehara me bahau kaise....

ba'basta rahi "POOJA" ki khushiya sadaa tujhse,
ab tu hi bataa zindagi pe apni kaffan bichhau kaise...

JAVAAB DE, AAKHIR MAHOBBAT APNI KABAR ME CHHOD AAU KAISE

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Could Ancient Man Fly

Models of airplanes thousands of years old... vast works of art that can only be seen from the air... ancient texts that describe aerial battles. Are they proof that ancient civilizations mastered powered flight?
Flight has been the dream of humankind since they watched in awe as birds soared effortlessly through the sky. But, according to accepted history, it wasn't until the 1780s that two Frenchmen achieved lighter-than-air flight when they were lifted into the air in a hot air balloon near Paris. Then powered, heavier-than-air flight became the goal. And although it was theorized that heavier-than-air flight was possible as early as the 13th century, and in the 16th century Leonardo da Vinci designed winged aircraft and a crude kind of helicopter, it wasn't until the Wright brothers made their first successful flights at Kitty Hawk in 1903 that powered flight became a reality.
That's the widely accepted history. Some researchers and a few rogue scientists believe there's evidence to suggest that humans achieved flight earlier in history - much earlier... so early, they say, that the knowledge of this technology has been lost and ancient stories that recount adventures of human flight have been relegated only to myth.
Is it possible that humans developed the technology to fly in early civilizations - or in civilizations that are now lost to history? Let's take a look at what some call the evidence - intriguing artifacts, carvings, inscriptions and legends - that they say point to the true record human of flight.
The Egyptian Airplane
In 1898, a peculiar six-inch wooden object was found in a tomb at Saqquara, Egypt that dated back to about 200 BCE. The object had a body or fuselage, seven-inch wings that curved downward slightly, a fixed rudder and a tail. It looked very much like a modern airplane or glider. But since airplanes had not yet been invented in 1898 (never mind ancient Egypt), it was labeled as a model of bird and stored away in the basement of the Cairo museum.
The object was rediscovered many years later by Dr. Khalil Messiha, an authority on ancient models. According to Messiha and others who have studied the object, it has characteristics of very advanced aerodynamics, much like modern pusher-gliders that require very little power to stay aloft. The curved wings are today known as reversedihedral wings, which can attain great amounts of lift. A similar design is employed on the supersonic Concorde aircraft.
Was this just a child's toy? Or was it a scale model of an aircraft the Egyptians planned to build... or did build. If they did build a full-scale version of the aircraft, no evidence exists for it. No full-size airplanes have been found in any pharaoh's tomb to fly him to the land of the dead.
The Carvings at Abydos
Although no airplanes or airplane parts have ever been found from the ruins of ancient Egypt, is there corroborating evidence that they constructed aircraft?
Even more controversial than the model airplane are the enigmatic carvings found in the temple of Abydos, Egypt by Dr. Ruth Hover. Hover photographed a wall panel which had been revealed when a newer overlaying panel crumbled and fell off. The older panel beneath contained embossed images that resemble modern aircraft as seen in profile.
One bears a striking resemblance to a modern helicopter, while others could be interpreted as aircraft, hovercraft or even flying saucers. When the photos of these carvings first surfaced, it was assumed that they had been digitally altered to create a sensational hoax. And indeed some of them had been retouched to more clearly show aircraft-like features. But even unaltered photos seemed to show the very modern-looking figures.
Perhaps looks are deceiving, however. The official take from archaeologists is that the strange carvings are palimpsests - the result of two or more overlapping carvings that combine to look like something else. The "aircraft," they say, are merely combinations of overlapping hieroglyphics.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Mind Blowing Joke

संता की बीबी प्रीतो एक दुकान पर पहुंची जहां परिंदे बेचे जाते थे। एक तोते के पिंजरे के आगे कीमत लिखी थी - मात्र 50 रु. ।
प्रीतो ने दुकानदार से पूछा - इसकी कीमत इतनी कम क्यों है जबकि तुम्हारी दुकान पर दूसरा कोई भी तोता 500 रु. से कम का नहीं है।
- दरअसल इस तोते का बोलचाल ठीक नहीं है। यहां आने के पहले यह एक वैश्या के घर में था। इसलिए कभी-कभी अश्लील बातें और भद्दी गालियां बकने लगता है। आप कोई दूसरा तोता ले जाइये, यह आपके घर के लायक नहीं है।
प्रीतो ने दो मिनट सोचा फिर बोली - चलेगा। मैं इसे अपने घर के लायक बना लूंगी। आप तो यही तोता दे दीजिए।
घर लाकर उसने तोते का पिंजरा अपने बेडरूम में टांग दिया और उसके कुछ बोलने का इंतजार करने लगी।
तोते ने शांतिपूर्वक इधर-उधर का मुआयना किया फिर बोला - वाह ! नया घर और नई औरत ! क्या बात है !
- ये तो कोई गाली नहीं है। प्रीतो ने सोचा ।
थोड़ी देर बाद उसकी दोनों बेटियां कॉलेज से वापस आ गईं ।
उन्हें देखते ही तोता बोला - दो-दो नई लड़कियां ! क्या किस्मत है बाप !
- इसमें भी ऐसी कोई बुरी बात नहीं बोली है उसने। दुकानदार खांमखा डरा रहा था। प्रीतो ने सोचा ।
शाम को प्रीतो का पति संता घर आया । उसे देखते ही तोता चहक कर बोला - ओए संता ! तू यहां कैसे यार ?

Sukhi Aadmi ke Panch Mantra

आपके पास ऐसी स्त्री हो जो घर का काम करे, खाना बनाए और कपड़े धोए।
आपके पास ऐसी स्त्री हो जो आपको हंसाये और खुश रखे।
आपके पास ऐसी स्त्री हो जिस पर आप विश्वास कर सकें और जो आपसे झूठ न बोले।
आपके पास ऐसी स्त्री हो जो आपको प्यार करे और आपके साथ रहकर आनंद का अनुभव करे।
आखिरी और सबसे महत्वपूर्ण बात - उपरोक्त चारों स्त्रियां एक दूसरे से कतई परिचित न हों ।

Zindagi se Shikayat

Titile: Zindagi se shikayat

Hey eshwar tune kiya hai kya?Ped, poudhe, sarita-samudra, van-sumanSab khush aur teek!Par ye manav! uska tune kyon nirman kiya?Ise to hai har cheez se shikayat.Rota zyada, hasta kam.Karta anyay aur hai -hai kartaJab aye gham.Barsat se shikayatTo garmi mein karta hai-hai!Sardi me to pada rahta bistar par,Nahin bhata use surya ka bhi darshan.Koi kam bole to kahta 'Ghamandi'Koi zyada bole to baatein lagti 'Betuki'Koi tofa de to dekta uska 'Moolya'Nahin deta to kahta 'Kanjoos'.Mausam se, manav se, pashu se, suman se, van se,Tan-man-dhan se hai use shikayat,Hey prabho tune ise kyon rachaya?