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Sunday, August 10, 2008

Saawan Ka Mausam Tha

Saawan ka mausam tha Poonam ki raat thi Mein uske paas tha Woh mere karib thi Fir woh mere paas aayi Aur thodi si ghabraayi Jab meine uska haath pakada To woh thodi si sharmaayi Usne kaha aaj hum Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye Jise duniya ki Koi taakat na tod paaye Meri khushi ka andaaza Lagana mushkil tha Par iske aage jo hua Woh batana bhi mushkil hai Usne mera haath Haatho me lekar kaha Yeh to janam janmo Ka bandhan hai Phir mujhe yaad aaya Woh Saawan ka mausam Woh poonam ki raat Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!

Sunday, July 13, 2008

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saunaa hO jaapana maoM Aa^ifsaaoM maoM baa^sa ko rbar ko putlao kOMTIna maoM rK ide jaato hOM. laaoga Aato jaato kana eoMza krto hOM.naak maraoD, sakto hOM Aqavaa caahoM tao GaUMsao BaI maar sakto hOM. jaapana vaalaaoM ka khnaa hO ik [sasao ]nako vak-r bahut hI TonSana f`I rhto hOM. baohtr ]%padna doto hOM AaOr AsalaI baa^sa BaI mahfUja, rhto hOM.
yaUM tao Baart ek laaoktM~ hO Saayad [saI ko calato baa^sa laaogaaoM kao saIQao saIQao vak-r ko hvaalao kr donoa ka irvaaja hO.Aba vak-r kI [cCa hOoM gairyaae‚ Gaorava kro Aqavaa caakU hI maar do.phlao baa^sa ApraQa kI duinayaa maoM haoto qao. baa^sa ko naama sao jaao tsvaIr ja,hna maoM AatI qaI‚ vah isagaar pI rho kalaa caSmaa hOT lagaae AaovarkaoT phnao KUMKar AadmaI kI haotI qaI jaao baat baat maoM gaaolaI calaa dota qaa.
]sakI gaaod maoM iballaI Daila-Mga va kusaI- ko h%qao pr ilalaI Daila-Mga huAa krto qao. kalaantr maoM baa^sa laaogaaoM ka $pantr huAa AaOr vao Da^na ikMga AaOr ivaQaayak bana gayao. iballaI kI jagah dFtr maoM ]nhoM imalao caUho kbaUtr AaOr maQauma@KI ko Cto. ilalaI kI jagah baojaar qakIharI majabaUr lalanaaeM qaI jaao yaa tao dhoja jauTa rhIM qaIM yaa jaIvana str kao }pr ]zanao kI rssaakSaI kr rhI qaIM. baa^sa Aalaaocanaa ka sava-ip`ya Ta^ipk haota hO. baa^sa kI inanda caTpTI f`UtcaaT kI trh haotI hO. f`UtcaaT saBaI kao ip`ya haotI hO. basa masaalaa kma jyaada haota rhta hO.b aa^sa kI CaoTI CaoTI baataoM kao BaI naaoT kr ]naka saUxma ivaSlaoYaNa TI Ta[ma laMca Ta[ma maoM A@sar haota hO. kOsao vah hmaoSaa banazna ko rhta hO Aqavaa ]sao kpD,o phnanao kI tmaIja nahIM. kOsao vah hrdma hMsata rhta hO Aqavaa manahUsa hO‚ mauskrata BaI nahIM. kOsao vaao jaubaana ka‚ idla ka kalaa ka yaa ifr pUra ka pUra Kraba hO. cair~ ko baad gaaOr krto hOM baa^sa kI Anya ivaSaoYataAaoM pr.
yah vah p`aNaI hO jaao Aap dFtr jaldI jaato hOM tao dor sao Aata hO AaOr Aap dor sao jaato hOM tao vah jaldI Aa Qamakta hO. ibalkula hI Baraosao ko laayak nahIM hO. Ta[-ma baoTa[-ma faona krnaa ]sakI ha^baI hO. Kud kao tao baIvaI baccaaoM kI prvaah hO nahIM Aayao idna Aapkao BaI dor rat tk dFtr maoM ibazata hO. iksaI kao hMsata tao doK hI nahIM sakta. kuC sanakI BaI maalaUma dota hO. kBaI tao KuSa haokr pUro ko pUro Kanadana kI saoht ko baaro maoM pUCta hO kBaI eosao doKta hO jaOsao phlaI baar imalao haoM.
baat baat maoM AMga`ojaI baaolanaa BaI baa^sa laaogaaoM ka ek gauNa haota hO. Kasakr blaODI naa^nasaoMsa‚ Aa[- kanT sTOMD caalaI-‚ Aaoh hOla yaU DaonT naao maI ribaSa‚ Aaid Aaid. baa^sa laaoga blaD p`OSar ,DayaibaTIja, AaOr haT- p`a^blama sao bahuQaa pIiD,t doKo jaato hOM. baa^sa laaoga isagaroT pana ka SaaOk BaI krto hOM pr pICo yah kma sao kmatr hao gayaa hO. [Qar iD/M@sa ka ka^kTola ka fOSana cala inaklaa hO‚ [sa maoM saBaI laOvala ko baa^sa kI saik`ya sahBaaigata rhtI hO. ek AcCo baa^sa kao hMsanaa tao dUr mauskranaa BaI kma sao kma caaihyao. [sasao raOba pD,ta hO. yadakda piricat laaogaaoM kao BaI phcaananao sao [nkar kr donaa caaihyao.
baa^sa laaogaaoM kao sada samaya kI kmaI rhtI hO. kao[- inamaM~Na do tao saIQao samaya kI kmaI batanaI caaihyao. hjaar ijad kro tao samaaraoh maoM dor sao jaanaa caaihyao AaOr baar-baar GaD,I doKto hue ijatnaI jaldI hao vaapsa cala donaa caaihyao. Aapkao AaOr caar jagah jaanaa hO AaOr AaiKr Aap baa^sa hOM‚ Gaur} nahIM ik zalao baOzo kao[- AaOr kama hI nahIM. baa^sa laaoga SaarIirk $p sao ek jagah rhto hOM tao idmaaga sao khIM AaOr. zalao BaI baOznaa hao tao batato nahIM. lauk ibajaI, DU naiqaMga.
baasa^ vah jaao maatht kI kmaI inakalao ]sao raokta Taokta rho.AaQao idna kI Cu+I caaihyao tao AaQao dja-na savaala kro. baa^sa vah jaao hmaoSaa Gaunnaata rho. kBaI iksaI baat pr kBaI iksaI AaOr baat pr. baa^sa kBaI maUMgaflaI yaa kolao nahIM Kayaa krto. vao kajaU Kato hOM AaOr jaUsa pIto hOM. baa^sa ihndI ko AKbaar yaa pi~ka nahIM pZ,to sadOva AMga`ojaI ko pZ,to hOM. baa^sa maaOko–baomaaOko yao khnao sao BaI nahIM caUkto ik ]nakI ihndI bahut 'vaIk' hO. ibahar kI ]na Ca~aAaoM kI trh jaao jao ,ena ,yaU ,javaahrlaala naoh$ yaUinavaisa-TI ko Zabao vaalao sao khtI saunaI jaatIM hOM‚ "kaSaIrama jaI Tuma hmakao TU kp TI dIijayao PlaIja,. vhaT DOola 'dala' banaayaa hO Tumanao".
caaho AaolD fOSana ko hI @yaaoM na haoM baa^sa hmaoSaa saUT baUT maoM hI rhto hOM. Ta[- caSmaa safarI saUT tao banao hI baa^sa ko ilayao hOM. baa^sa gaMjaa hao tao samaJaao saaonao maoM saugaMQa. baa^sa Avvala tao iflmaoM doKto hI nahIM kBaI doKto BaI hOM tao kovala Aga`oMjaI iflmaoM. iflma ijatnaI saIiryasa AaOr baaoirMga haogaI baa^sa laaogaaoM kao ]tnaI hI BaatI hO. baa^sa laaoga ek AaQa ca@kr ivadoSa ka ja$r lagaa Aato hOM. hao sako tao sarkarI Kcao- pr. [sasao vaata-laap Sau$ krnao K%ma krnao AaOr baIca baIca maoM ApnaI Qaak jamaanao ko ilayao bahut AcCa maOTIiryala imalata hO. yaqaa "laasT ivanTr jaba maOM sToT\sa maoM qaa ,,,,,, , , ,"‚ "ek baar landna maoM maoro saaqa yahI huAa ,,,, , , ," ‚ "Aa[-sak`Ima tao maOMnao eifla Ta^var pr Ka[- qaI ,,, , , ,"
baa^sa laaoga saa[-ikla yaa skUTr pr nahIM calaa krto. vao kar maoM AaOr kma sao kma caaT-D basa sao naIcao tao safr hI nahIM krto. dUsaro Sahr jaanaa hao tao jahaM tk hao sako ''Flaa[-'' krto hOM. vaotna caOk sao laoto hOM. Apnao ibalaaoM ka Baugatana k`OiDTkaD- sao krto hOM. ]nako "ofovairT" laoKk haoto hOM. ponTr AaOr e@Tr haoto hOM. vaao BaI doSaI nahIM Kailasa ivadoSaI. hujaUr yao hOM baa^sa kI kuC ivaSaoYataeM. saUcaI lambaI hao saktI hO magar baa^sa kao jyaada ilaKnaa baaolanaa SaaoBaa dota hO @yaa Aap hI bata[-yao.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Dont worry about 2012?

1) If it isn't the Maya's calender than it is another calender which predicts the end of the world. When that passes it is suddenly yet another calender or religion which predicts it 'with all certainty'...It also highly depends on who interprets the calender and their writings btw. It is not like the Maya's said somewhere "on this date the earth will blow up".2) Sun storms are indeed a concearn and can influence the earth and the weather a lot. Not to mention satelites, etc. Before the sun will blow up into a red giant and swollow the earth, a massive sun storm would have already destroyed a lot on earth, directly or indirectly. Although I do not believe this will 'destroy' earth at all. At best we will suffer some consequences like global warming and the likes and some problems with communication or whatever, but that's it.3) The atom smasher: that is the most paranoid thing of all. Why is it that all of a sudden people cry out loud "oh nooooos, they are building an atom smasher and are creating black holes, we will all blow up"? Particle accelerators have existed a looooooong time, and there are already a lot of them. The _only_ reason why people are crying out loud now is that this new one has simply been on the news, nothing more. This is absolutely not "the first time they fire it up". And about those black holes and other 'deadly' results, that is absolutely BS too. That is just hear-say or whatever made by paranoids who don't even know the basics of how such partical accelerators work. You don't create universes and black holes in such machines at all... The worst that can happen is that someone with a peace maker will have a heart attack because he stands to close to a super conductive magnet of the machine, as a matter of speaking. 4) I stand corrected for what I said in point 3.... This is most BS of all... Every 10 years or so somebody comes shouting that the Bible predicts Armageddon in xxxx. Do you know that Armageddon isn't even an event, but a place? And in fact an existing place! Heck, according to a massive amount of previous Bible inspired predictions we wouldn't be here at this moment.See a massive list of some of those predictions (douzens and douzens for each year) here: http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrld.htmLet all the cults and sects commit suicide or whatever when they believe they will be saved like that if "Armageddon" is here or that they experience the Rapture. It makes the world a nicer (less paranoid) place...5) Rubbish also.... that is, not the fact that Yellowstone is sitting on a super-volcano. But rubbish that "scientists have set the date for the big bang to 2012". The fact is that scientists do not know when it will errupt (if it will errupt at all as a super-volcano!). And the fact that it is overdue means absolutely nothing! If such a super-volcano with a cycle of 650000 years like this is overdue, it could well be another 10000 years before it even rumbles and has a hick-up.6) erm.... yeah.... this is just as worse/good as all the other thousands of predictions over the centuries... BTW: look at the Middle-East, or Africa, Soudan, and all the other places which do not catch the 7 o'clock news. There are many genocides, clensing of whole cultures, mass hunger and starving, killing millions every day, etc... I says there are already enough catastrophic events already without needing any calculator. All you need to do is looking a bit further than your TV-set and what they might (not) tell you on the news...7) same story as point 5....All paranoid nonsense, very good for a Blockbuster movie or interesting to read about. Nothing to worry about...